So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that
I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life but at least I didn’t just give Steven Moffat an Emmy
The third time:
- Muller and Gotze are being sent to space
- Toni Kroos is now going to be playing for Hogwarts
- Messi is being transferred to a football team of 5 year olds
- Reus is being sent to the sun
- Manuel Neuer will now be the goalkeeper at the bottom of the ocean
- Neymar is being transferred to penguin football team in Antarctica
- Lahm will be playing for the elven team in middle earth
- Schweinsteiger will now be part of the Teletubbies
"I’m really happy so I must say thanks to my team-mates because without the team, individual awards would not be possible." - Ronaldo about winning UEFA Best Player in Europe
this is what you call a chocolate GOD.
im so dehydrated.
i gotta bring this ridiculously beautiful black man back
I’m still thirsty Jesus
Skin flawless as fuck. Jesus.
Praise him in the noon day